Your business, scanned in five minutes.
The Assay is a free, clinical diagnostic. Think of it as the MRI scan for your operations. Answer a few questions, and it maps your pressure points, quantifies what's at risk, and prescribes the exact autonomous systems you need to deploy. No commitment. No cost. Just clarity.
~5 minutes · completely free · nothing to install
Three steps to your diagnostic.
No meetings. No demos. Just answers and a precision map of where your business is leaking, and what to do about it.
Answer & assess
Tell us about your industry, team, and where the day goes wrong. Takes about two minutes. No forms to chase, no consultants to brief.
See your pressure map
The Assay cross-references your inputs against industry benchmarks and surfaces every leak, ranked by severity, cost and hours lost.
Get your prescription
You walk away with a precise stack prescription: which autonomous systems your operation needs, in what order, and what each one recovers. No guesswork.
~5 minutes · completely free · nothing to install
First, tell us your website.
We'll pull a quick read on your tech stack and analytics setup, then carry it straight into the diagnostic below: one flow, no repeated entry.
Enter your company website, then continue to Step 2 below. This single URL powers the whole Assay: the tech read, the diagnostic and your final prescription.
Press Enter ↵ or click Continue
Free · no data stored · this connects automatically to Step 2 below
Who’s under pressure?
Be honest. The map only gets sharp if the inputs are real.
Pick at least two pressure points to continue.
How hard does each leak hit?
Scan in progress
Your business, scanned
Financial model based on industry-standard corporate finance methodology (Damodaran benchmarks, EBITDA bridge, DCF analysis). Recovery estimates shown with ±35% confidence band. Not audited — illustrative diagnostic estimates.
Your diagnosis prescribes
The Sentinel
Prescribed when: billing leakage, pipeline stall, blind spots, or compliance drag appear in your top pressure vectors. The Sentinel recovers cash that's already leaking — failed payments, silent churn, mispriced deals — and proves every dollar.
Concierge
Prescribed when: ops busywork, support overload, founder bottleneck, or inventory chaos dominate. Concierge becomes the chief of staff by text, running the day-to-day in Telegram, Slack, or Teams, asks before acting, and logs everything.
The Oyster
Prescribed when: your operation has unique, non-standard workflows: content pipelines, compliance requirements, or sales systems that no off-the-shelf stack can fit. Oyster engineers bespoke autonomous workflows to your specific reality.
The Assay diagnoses — the stack treats. Your prescription above is ranked by what recovers first.
Your diagnostic brief
Unlock your diagnostic brief
Get the full written plan, share link, and a copy routed to a senior operator, not a sales SDR.